rp blogs who comment and rp on other people’s normal posts are the text equivalent of the couple who do pet play in public at the mall

coleorr:

can y’all stop telling crazy tumblr people t go outside, i be out there

appasauce:

officialcommanderlexa:

officialcommanderlexa:

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

i want a shirt that says #get centrifucked

that tf2 femscout model that everybody uses is so goddamn ugly

this overwhelming flood of “yourfaveisx” blogs may be my new least favorite meme

fruiteatingwhore:

not to flex but i never saw la la land

mpregcraig:

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

babyanimalgifs:

Tiny animals in tiny sweaters that will make you go aww

nim-lock:

Alrighty!

So to make a repeating pattern: 

1. Open a canvas and draw in the center WITHOUT touching any of the edges. 

2. [Below: Light cyan lines] Divide your canvas into four equal parts.

Make four guides framing the canvas, and two across the middle. 

For the ones in the middle, View > New Guide > Horizontal or Vertical for needed orientation > type in 50% to get the exact middle of your canvas. These are photoshop shortcuts, may be different on your programs. 

3. [Above: Yellow arrows] Make sure you have ‘Snap’ checked under View > Snap, then select each quarter of your piece > layer via cut > move diagonally to the other side.  

After you’re done moving things diagonally, you can either turn off Snap so your doodling won’t stick to the center lines, or toggle the guide visibility off (Ctrl+;). Merge the layers back together. 

4. Draw in the middle without touching the borders, color the entire thing if you plan on doing that.

5. Setting your image as a pattern After your image is done, merge all layers into one > select the entire canvas (Ctrl+A) > Edit > Define Pattern

Open a new canvas bigger than the one you made the pattern on, and paint bucket it in! (Instead of the Foreground button at the top when paint bucket is active, select Pattern then your pattern)

If you aren’t using a program that lets you define patterns, merge everything into one layer and duplicate & tile them manually. 

Cheers! 

asin-9:

verycooltrash:

harryslittlebeast:

lydiogames:

lydiogames:

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

artist-of-troy:

cerastes:

Absolute Madmen and Certified Ledges Masterpost. Feel free to add your own pariahs.

@rancidscaphism

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

sonneillonv:

scrungass:

Y E A H

Man, lemme tell you, this transition was a TRIP to watch in realtime.

mitchfynde:

bisexualdillinger:

straight dude: talks in depth about cars/sports/any other masculine hobby.

me, not heterosexual: i may not be able to understand your hobbies but i support you and am not only glad that you have found something you’re deeply interested in, but also that you’re willing to share it with me. people who make posts that mock “straight guys” for simply being excited about their interests without hurting anyone are just bitter assholes who don’t have a personality.

Guys, stop reblogging the shitty responses and boost this pure post.